[Writer’s Note: The following events are fictional and did not really happen. If these events really did happen, then it was just a coincidence.]
Recently CM Punk attended an indy wrestling show in Berwyn, IL. A few days later I found out that the building where the show occurred is actually about 20 minutes from where I live and front row seats were only $15. Had I known this, I would have gone for sure. But how would I have found that out? I don’t know where CM Punk plans to go every day. So I decided to hire a guy who could get me inside information. This guy, whose real name I won’t reveal so I’ll just call him “Jimmy”, is a Master of Disguise and he is really great at getting information I normally wouldn’t have discovered. I have always wondered what happens after each episode of Monday Night Raw. It bothers me that the characters of RAW go away for six days after Monday and makes me wonder what is going on in-between each episode of RAW. So Jimmy’s first assignment was to find out how Triple H is handling his new job as the chairman of the WWE. Jimmy decided that the best way to do this was by disguising himself as Triple H’s limo driver. In an interesting turn of events, Vince McMahon approached him after this week’s RAW and gave him $1,000 to drive him back to the hotel the WWE was staying at. So Vince and Triple H ended up in the same limo after RAW and Jimmy was smart enough to install an audio recorder into the limo to record the whole conversation.